Steelers kicker Chris Boswell is still exhaling in relief after not having to attempt a game-tying field goal last night against the Saints, friends and family routinely checking on him confirmed.
“He’s seriously been breathing out since he’s gotten home,” said friend Mike Schmidt. “I mean, you figure he’s going to have to eat or drink something eventually, right?”
Sources report that Boswell has said virtually nothing over this period, outside of occasionally muttering, “That was going to be a long fucking kick.”
As of press time, Boswell was also staring blankly at his Twitter page, slowly hovering his finger around the log-in button.