Pittsburgh Unfiltered is a satire website dealing with topics that concern the city, its people, places, and habits, written in whatever free time can be squeezed from the wretched clutches of existence.

In short, that means neither this, nor this, ever happened; they’re just there to make a point — albeit sometimes one that nobody gets or that somebody gets particularly worked up about.

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