Let me start by saying, you’re welcome. I doubt you’d have been able to come this conclusion by your pathetic self, even if Double M yelled it right in your face and I quickly repeated it in words that were just different enough to make it sound somewhat novel afterwards.
It’s incredible, really: every time he fires out one of his surgically incisive tweets, I realize I was thinking the exact same thing — just phrased a little differently and never expressed publicly because I don’t have the patience to articulate its nuances to some cognitive commoner.
Come to think of it, that would explain why Mark hasn’t gotten back to my messages to bring me on the air. Your lemming brains would probably melt after three hours of Mark laying down point after salient point, with my emphatic — but thoughtful and balanced — reiteration of them serving as the deathblow.
Your politics are maybe the only thing more laughable than your snowflake reactions to Mark’s hard-hitting commentary, which I retweet regularly so I don’t have to waste time dealing with keyboard warriors (whom I block immediately to save myself from suffering their stupidity, so don’t even try).
Want to cry, baby? No doubt you do, you mindless liberal hypocrite or boring Republican shill. See, Mark and I are libertarians; our thoughts roam too independently to be tied down. Hence why, when you two are sputtering nonsense in the comments section, I hit the laugh react and move on to something worth my efforts — unless Mark had said something that resonated so much with my own well-crafted ideas that I have to share it for everyone’s good. (I’m not going to give your foolish arguments credence why answering any replies, though, so don’t even try).
God, it must hurt, knowing how inferior your thoughts are compared to a man with an IQ of 166 and myself, who was cognizant enough to refuse testing as a child because I didn’t want to become a cog in the left-leaning brainwash factory that is education.
I could go on, but it’s time to engage in my reflective period, as I always do Monday through Friday from 3-6 p.m. I’m sure you want to start doing it, too, after beating your dignity just took, but get your routine: Mark and I hate copycats — I’ve heard him say it myself.
