Hardcore Steelers fan Bill Huston hopes that nobody in his office’s afternoon Zoom meeting notices him open yet another IC Light, despite already publicly appearing shirtless and surrounded by team memorabilia, sources trying to “keep this shit on the DL” confirm.
“Got to keep your cool, Bill; wait for the right moment,” Huston said to himself after putting a giant foam finger to his lips to indicate silence, even though his camera was still on. “I think the boss is cool with a little bit of fandom, but if this hiss is just a hair too loud, then you’re going to have to convince everybody it’s another Pepsi like the one you mixed rum in earlier today.”
“And of Christ’s sake,” he interjected, as he positioned his index finger underneath the can’s tab, “don’t pass anybody’s question onto the Bettis Fathead again.”
As of press time, Huston has reportedly decided to start waving his Terrible Towel and hooting loudly in an attempt to deceive co-workers that he’s acting “literally the same as always.”
