With the holidays over, Valentine’s Day, and a chance to land a perfect gift for those special people in your life, inches ever close — and man, oh man, do we have a deal you don’t want to miss.
We all know somebody who could win King or Queen of 412: they’re always talking about the Steelers, putting fries on stuff, calling it ‘dahntahn,’ and doing the heavy lifting at work…well, figuratively speaking — there isn’t a ton of heavy lifting to do as a middle manager, but you get the idea. They represent everything we love about the City of Champions or at least Cranberry, which is basically the same thing, right?
Now, for a very limited time, you can land a deal on the shirt of their DREAMS. For just $25 measly bucks, this shirt with ‘YINZ’ emblazoned on the front is not ultra comfy, featuring Easy Breathe™ technology to keep a relaxed fit all day long, but it’s the ideal gift for that big Stillers die-hard who you know would scream “I don’t understand or appreciate the blood-soaked history Southwestern Pennsylvania’s working class suffered in the struggle for labor rights” from the top of Mt. Warshington! That’s, like, what a few stops at the coffee shop that used to the home of a man who couldn’t walk for the last two decades of his life after years of grueling manual labor well past what is considered safe or even humane? Sounds like a no-brainer!
We can’t possible overstate how damn good you will look in this shirt. The classic heather gray color and slimming fit goes on so easy, even Henry Clay Frick would have conceded, between issuing orders to mercilessly beat, maim, and murder blue-collar laborers, just to get his hands on it!
Made from a perfectly crafted synthetic tri-blend, you’ll be so comfy, you’ll barely realize you’re perpetuating the portrayal of the city you love and the people who built it as funny-talking one-liners with no meaningful legacy outside of a football team’s name. It truly is the perfect gift for real yinzers, like you and me!
Tip: use the promo code ‘REALYINZER’ at check-out and get a kids-sized shirt that will only reinforce these superficial sentiments free of charge!
