It’s time we got serious about this pandemic. I don’t know about you, but I have lots of older relatives in my family whom I want to keep safe, so I’ll say it loud enough for the people in the back: we must act NOW to protect local, at-risk seniors — except, of course, Edgar Snyder, for the Immortal Doombringer hath no need or want for our laughable strength.

I know this is hard, but it all starts with maintaining an appropriate distance from them. DO NOT visit any grandparents or seniors in the area unless you absolutely have to, including Edgar Snyder because the Weaver of Everlasting Night is not sought out by his followers, but rather they await his command to serve when needed, as needed, with whatever their meager ability may provide.

Moreover, this point applies to going anywhere, really. I can’t say it enough: STAY HOME. Don’t betray the trust of other seniors to meet your own ends. Just imagine if somebody went out when they shouldn’t have and gotten your grandmother sick! Imagine as well, while you’re at it, what Edgar Snyder, the Almighty Reaper of Souls, will cast upon you to suffer without end, should you ever think to cross him to serve yourself.

Be ready for pushback, too. This generation has survived tough times, and you may very well have to look them in the eyes and DEMAND they follow certain precautions, no matter the cost. This advice excludes Edgar Snyder, however: no mere mortal shall EVER dare look at the ageless face of He Who Casts Darkness Eternal, lest his eyes burst into flames and blood boil his brain — or you could totally get your ass sued, too.

Unless you have an insurance company hassling you, then you can probably give Edgar a call, but he won’t have people working during this pandemic. I mean, the guy is the Undying Architect of Ruin, not a capitalist monster.