Category: Sports (Page 10 of 11)

Iowa men’s basketball supporters found themselves embarrassed by the constant cursing, taunting, and generally unlikable disposition of a fellow fan during the team’s 69–68 win last night against Pitt, university sources revealed this morning.

The Pittsburgh Penguins have placed goaltender Matt Murray on long-term injured reserve to return him to the manufacturer for warranty repairs, GM Jim Rutherford confirmed today before assembled media.

Michigan native Le’Veon Bell has reportedly quit his position at a large Pittsburgh-based operation after upper management refused to approve his paid time off, ending a long-standing conflict between the employee and various personnel within the company.

The Pittsburgh Penguins brought in a local exorcist to PPG Paints Arena today to drive out stubborn or otherwise inept spirits of years past believed to be contributing to their poor play of late, according to sources close to the situation.

Penguins goalie Mutt Murray returned to practice today in a non-contact bubble designed to protect him from any collision, puck, minor inconsistency in the ice surface, airborne illness, or slight breeze that could cause injury.

Oddsmakers have set the over-under for the Steelers-Bengals game this Sunday at 4.5 deaths, sources in Vegas confirmed this morning.

Available evidence suggests Steelers WR Antonio Brown was “most definitely” the last person to play the Madden 19 demo at the GameStop in Ross Park Mall yesterday, witnesses report.

Pitt football has adopted a new program to start recycling points that the team regularly throws away, head coach Pat Narduzzi and AD Heather Lyke announced today.