SAINT PAUL, Minn. — Former Penguins player and assistant general manager Bill Guerin initiated impromptu hockey-style fights with numerous Minnesota Wild employees this morning to assert his dominance as the team’s new GM, sources holding ice packs to various parts of their face confirm.
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PITTSBURGH — The Pirates organization immediately redeemed the season of struggling catcher Francisco Cervelli this afternoon by releasing him from the team, sources tearfully thanking God report.
Continue readingChuck and Ronnie never mind taking a little time from day, even at Conneaut Lake, to deliver more of the sports hot takes Pittsburgh needs, including a ruling on the AB helmet situation, decisive blame for the Pirates’ endless problems, and a deep look into Mercyhurst rowing.
NORTH SHORE — Owners of the Bloomfield Shursave IGA on Liberty Ave. intend to acquire the naming rights to Heinz Field at the conclusion of the 2021 season, according to sources reminding customers that dice games are forbidden in the parking lot.
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I think my outburst at Kennywood was the final straw. It was Slovak Day and all our family was there. But in my defense, someone should have told me they took away the Log Jammer.
Continue readingIn this episode, Chuck and Ronnie get to enjoy a little time in the sun and a sandwich in public — all, of course, while bringing you more of the sports hot takes you want to hear.
FINLEYVILLE — Independent meme farmer Butch Muller, 36, anticipates he will have to cease operations after his crucial Phil Kessel crop was ruined by the winger’s trade to Arizona.
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OHIO — Countless motorists on Interstate 90 westbound have passed Olli Maatta this morning on the former Penguin defenseman’s drive to Chicago, sources pretty certain he should have his hazard lights on confirmed.
Continue readingChuck and Ronnie spend a little of their downtime giving you the hottest takes on Pittsburgh sports. They also yelled at people speeding down the road.
May can bring with it a tide of competitive indifference: no reason to wave one’s Terrible Towel or holler ‘Shoot!’ at a defenseman with two opposing players in front of him and three career goals over 817 games.
Luckily, there’s always that one ace-in-the-hole: Pirates baseball. For those more inclined to support consistently successful teams, however, a Buccos game may be an unfamiliar experience. That’s why Pittsburgh Unfiltered went to PNC Park one lovely weekend afternoon: to show you how to make the most out of that Exciting Buccos Baseball.
