In this episode, Chuck and Ronnie get to enjoy a little time in the sun and a sandwich in public — all, of course, while bringing you more of the sports hot takes you want to hear.
Category: Sports (Page 7 of 11)
FINLEYVILLE — Independent meme farmer Butch Muller, 36, anticipates he will have to cease operations after his crucial Phil Kessel crop was ruined by the winger’s trade to Arizona.
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OHIO — Countless motorists on Interstate 90 westbound have passed Olli Maatta this morning on the former Penguin defenseman’s drive to Chicago, sources pretty certain he should have his hazard lights on confirmed.
Continue readingChuck and Ronnie spend a little of their downtime giving you the hottest takes on Pittsburgh sports. They also yelled at people speeding down the road.
May can bring with it a tide of competitive indifference: no reason to wave one’s Terrible Towel or holler ‘Shoot!’ at a defenseman with two opposing players in front of him and three career goals over 817 games.
Luckily, there’s always that one ace-in-the-hole: Pirates baseball. For those more inclined to support consistently successful teams, however, a Buccos game may be an unfamiliar experience. That’s why Pittsburgh Unfiltered went to PNC Park one lovely weekend afternoon: to show you how to make the most out of that Exciting Buccos Baseball.
Pirates broadcaster Greg Brown gave a moving guest sermon this Easter morning on how Christ rose from the dead to “absolutely hammer” a 483-foot home run that secured a Pirates victory in extra innings, puzzled but enthused sources reported.
Continue readingAnother year, another spring of question marks for the Penguins heading into the postseason. It doesn’t matter, though; the excitement of playoff hockey can’t be dulled by a mere hint of doubt.
We went down to the Big Screen at the site of our holiness, the former Civic Arena, to see what the game day experience was all about.
Acting “rashly,” Pens defenseman Kris Letang committed a careless error during locker room clean-out today, creating yet another odd-man rush of media that has plagued the team all postseason.
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Despite last night’s loss to the New York Islanders, Pittsburgh Penguins staff and players remain “firmly confident” that they can overcome the four-game series deficit to make it to the next round, according to sources unsure why the ice crew didn’t expect them to be at practice this morning.
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Keep the hustle going! That’s right! Good keep! He’s got room on the point! The point! There it is. Fire it, fire it!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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