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ST. LOUIS, Mo. — Pirates play-by-play announcer Greg Brown has already changed into an alternate pair of khakis during the team’s season-opening broadcast after “absolutely whitewashing” the first pair in cum from excessive excitement for baseball’s return, team sources hurriedly driving to a Target to buy more confirm.
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NORTH SHORE — Pirates management reportedly celebrated this morning that PNC Park will host a lineup “even more over the hill” than theirs when the Green Day, Fall Out Boy, and Weezer tour heads there on August 15, 2020.
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PITTSBURGH — The Pirates organization immediately redeemed the season of struggling catcher Francisco Cervelli this afternoon by releasing him from the team, sources tearfully thanking God report.
Continue readingChuck and Ronnie never mind taking a little time from day, even at Conneaut Lake, to deliver more of the sports hot takes Pittsburgh needs, including a ruling on the AB helmet situation, decisive blame for the Pirates’ endless problems, and a deep look into Mercyhurst rowing.
May can bring with it a tide of competitive indifference: no reason to wave one’s Terrible Towel or holler ‘Shoot!’ at a defenseman with two opposing players in front of him and three career goals over 817 games.
Luckily, there’s always that one ace-in-the-hole: Pirates baseball. For those more inclined to support consistently successful teams, however, a Buccos game may be an unfamiliar experience. That’s why Pittsburgh Unfiltered went to PNC Park one lovely weekend afternoon: to show you how to make the most out of that Exciting Buccos Baseball.
Pirates broadcaster Greg Brown gave a moving guest sermon this Easter morning on how Christ rose from the dead to “absolutely hammer” a 483-foot home run that secured a Pirates victory in extra innings, puzzled but enthused sources reported.
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