LAWRENCEVILLE — Panicked resident Huck Warsing rushed to buy alternative milk and sprouted grain bread in preparation for the potential snow accumulation arriving Sunday into Monday, sources wondering if they also should have gotten extra rolls of sustainably sourced, 100-percent recycled toilet paper confirm.
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I mean, it’s not rude if it’s true: I’m from Erie where we get lake-effect snow all the time, so I just have lots of experience — that’s all. As such, I happen to have a better grasp of driving in snow than people in Pitts—oh shit, oh fuck, oh shit — hold on!
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FRANKLIN PARK — Local resident Roger Whitmore, 63, wondered aloud this morning whether PennDOT drivers “actually do any damn work” after looking out his living room window for 12 seconds without seeing a single plow pass, according to retired sources who wished they “could get paid to do nothing.”
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