ROUTE 28 INBOUND — Local woman Courtney Grendel expressed satisfaction this morning that she had to sit nearly 20 minutes in standstill traffic for the first time since stay-at-home orders were issued in March, according to sources colorfully reminding other motorists which pedal was the accelerator.
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BIGELOW BOULEVARD — “Some complete fucking idiot” actually obeyed the posted speed limit of 35 mph on Bigelow Boulevard this morning, sources who couldn’t believe this shit report.
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STUCK BEHIND A FOUR-DOOR SEDAN — Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin ensnared himself in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the northbound side of Veterans Bridge late yesterday afternoon, prompting analysts once more to question his ability to manage the clock in crucial situations.
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