ROSS TOWNSHIP — Pittsburgh-based “financial whiz” Drew McCarthy’s only suggestion to clients has been to “invest” in numerous plays of his wife’s birthday in the Pennsylvania Lottery PICK 4 drawing, frustrated sources with beer spilled all over printouts of their 401k projections confirm.
Continue readingTag: yinzers (Page 2 of 2)
What are you waiting for?!
ETNA — Fall temperatures have prompted local man Paul Novak to begin his now annual transition to “full-length jorts” that he personally fashioned from previously removed stretches of denim, according to sources contentedly looking at themselves in the mirror.
Continue reading
NEW YORK — Baldwin resident Rick Balaski hosted a TED Talk yesterday, in which he contended that the stretches of intense warmth affecting places like Pittsburgh are more the result of humidity levels than “the heat all by itself.”
Continue reading
