Category: Current Events (Page 12 of 12)

The Senate Judiciary Committee has called on Pirates GM Neal Huntington to provide his expert testimony in the field of lying. 

Local German house band Bahnhof (‘train station’) has already completed its entire setlist seven minutes into the Oktoberfest event for which it is commissioned to play three hours, according to distressed sources in Lederhosen.

Recent ads commissioned by the Post-Gazette indicate the start of the publication’s long-term plan to transition from being a shitty print newspaper to a shitty digital newspaper, Block Communications chairman Allan Block confirmed today.

“Well-traveled” Hofbräuhaus patron Bill Hauser reportedly refused to chant “USA!” during last night’s Oktoberfest celebration unless it was done exclusively in German.

Kennywood Park will host its first-ever Bring Somebody Qualified to Work Day Saturday, September 8, human resources representatives and public relations staff anxiously told anybody willing to listen earlier today.