Category: Current Events (Page 12 of 12)

Recent ads commissioned by the Post-Gazette indicate the start of the publication’s long-term plan to transition from being a shitty print newspaper to a shitty digital newspaper, Block Communications chairman Allan Block confirmed today.

“Well-traveled” Hofbräuhaus patron Bill Hauser reportedly refused to chant “USA!” during last night’s Oktoberfest celebration unless it was done exclusively in German.

Kennywood Park will host its first-ever Bring Somebody Qualified to Work Day Saturday, September 8, human resources representatives and public relations staff anxiously told anybody willing to listen earlier today.