Category: Nonsense (Page 17 of 17)

Pennsylvania Senator Pat Toomey has reportedly developed a supremely small growth on his pelvis believed to be a dick following his ‘no’ vote on President Trump’s latest budget that includes a $17 billion increase on military spending.

Local Pittsburgh Penguins fan Will Bennett, 33, expressed his excitement earlier today for the upcoming self-destructive behavior season set to begin officially on Thursday, October 4.

Facing fines for a noise violation, Stanton Heights resident Phil Manna was somehow sentenced to life imprisonment without parole this morning, attributed to the dreadful performance of his legal counsel led by Steelers coordinator Keith Butler.

A spontaneous study launched this afternoon by drivers throughout the Pittsburgh area aims to determine how the fuck nobody is moving even a goddamn inch, irate sources confirmed between obscenities today.

Surprising supporters and detractors alike, mercurial Steelers fan Doug Roth released an otherwise unannounced 37-minute diss track aimed at running back Le’Veon Bell during a local happy hour today.