BOSTON — “Oppressed and outraged” Boston Bruins fans intend to host their own championship parade in response to the St. Louis Stanley Cup championship parade that began today at noon, according to sources asking passersby “what the fuck [they’re] looking at.”
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Chuck and Ronnie spend a little of their downtime giving you the hottest takes on Pittsburgh sports. They also yelled at people speeding down the road.
WEST MIFFLIN — Kennywood Park faces further controversy this morning after observant visitors noticed the park serving several different brands of beer to minors other than local favorite Iron City.
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Emboldened by a petition to remake the final season of Game of Thrones with new writers, a group of Steelers fans has launched a petition demanding the NFL let the team re-play its 2018-2019 season with “competent coaches that don’t suck shit.”
Continue readingMay can bring with it a tide of competitive indifference: no reason to wave one’s Terrible Towel or holler ‘Shoot!’ at a defenseman with two opposing players in front of him and three career goals over 817 games.
Luckily, there’s always that one ace-in-the-hole: Pirates baseball. For those more inclined to support consistently successful teams, however, a Buccos game may be an unfamiliar experience. That’s why Pittsburgh Unfiltered went to PNC Park one lovely weekend afternoon: to show you how to make the most out of that Exciting Buccos Baseball.
SHADYSIDE — Former South Side resident and insufferable fuckboy Tom Keefe decided he is ready to “grow up” and embrace his next stage of life as a Shadyside-based fuckboy, the 25-year-old confirmed between posts on Snapchat and Instagram of his “sick” studio apartment.
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The Norman family of Edgewood attended Kennywood’s opening day for season pass members this morning to mark another year of wishing they had planned a trip to Disney World instead, sources trying to sound happy confirmed.
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The fine people at Millcraft are on a mission — not just to plant a 15-acre entertainment zone along the Ohio River, but also to make its environmental impact a little friendlier for whoever is left to live in the city.
You heard it right: the $700 million Esplanade project will be powered solely through the very renewable energy source of people leaving Pittsburgh. What foresight!
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Admittedly “getting a little carried away,” food giant Kraft Heinz announced the release of their latest crossover that blends the best elements of ketchup and third-wave ska band Mustard Plug.
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Pirates broadcaster Greg Brown gave a moving guest sermon this Easter morning on how Christ rose from the dead to “absolutely hammer” a 483-foot home run that secured a Pirates victory in extra innings, puzzled but enthused sources reported.
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