Penguins goalie Mutt Murray returned to practice today in a non-contact bubble designed to protect him from any collision, puck, minor inconsistency in the ice surface, airborne illness, or slight breeze that could cause injury.
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Oddsmakers have set the over-under for the Steelers-Bengals game this Sunday at 4.5 deaths, sources in Vegas confirmed this morning.
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Championships are won in part in the off-season: the way players train and prepare themselves for the upcoming 82-game grind can define how far they might make it to the vaunted Stanley Cup.
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Assigned to yet another project on the highway, PennDOT worker Doug Mitchell expressed his hope to move his family to a nicer part of Parkway West construction within the next couple years.
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The Senate Judiciary Committee has called on Pirates GM Neal Huntington to provide his expert testimony in the field of lying.
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Philadelphia Flyers’ new mascot Gritty awaits formal charges on two counts of assault and battery in a local jail, only several hours after his public introduction, police sources recently confirmed.
Local German house band Bahnhof (‘train station’) has already completed its entire setlist seven minutes into the Oktoberfest event for which it is commissioned to play three hours, according to distressed sources in Lederhosen.
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Available evidence suggests Steelers WR Antonio Brown was “most definitely” the last person to play the Madden 19 demo at the GameStop in Ross Park Mall yesterday, witnesses report.
Pennsylvania Senator Pat Toomey has reportedly developed a supremely small growth on his pelvis believed to be a dick following his ‘no’ vote on President Trump’s latest budget that includes a $17 billion increase on military spending.
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Local Pittsburgh Penguins fan Will Bennett, 33, expressed his excitement earlier today for the upcoming self-destructive behavior season set to begin officially on Thursday, October 4.
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